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The Great Lecher Chapter 47 of 185
The Great Lecher

Chapter 45

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Two figures plummeted from the cliff at incredible speed, creating a gust of wind and a constant whistling sound.

Just as Qi Fei and He Chengqin were about to fall off the cliff and be smashed to pieces, their bodies suddenly collided with a large net!

This large net was woven from silver silkworm silk and was surprisingly tough. The two people fell from a great height with tremendous force, but they did not break the net when they landed on it. Instead, their bodies bounced back up and then fell again. After doing this several times, they finally came to rest on the net.

Qi Fei and He Chengqin were both stunned, completely unexpected such a turn of events. There was such a tough net at the bottom of the cliff… They’re still alive?

This is a deep valley, surrounded by sheer cliffs on all sides. It looks to be a hundred acres in size and seems to be a dead end. There are many large trees around, and a flock of birds that were perched on the trees were startled by the two people and flew away.

“Well……”

An indescribable, excruciating pain surged from his lower body, engulfing his entire being, but Qi Fei gritted his teeth and endured it.

At this moment, he was not only seriously injured, but his penis had also been cut off by the Ninth Prince, making him a cripple. Even if he survived, he would never be able to have sex with a man again.

Upon thinking of this, Qi Fei suddenly felt a wave of despair!

What’s the point of living?!

He Chengqin, who was standing to the side, was not seriously injured. He shook his head, stood up from the silver net, and walked step by step toward Qi Fei, his eyes fierce, ready to kill him.

At this moment, Qi Fei was utterly despondent, had lost all will to live, and closed his eyes to await death.

Suddenly, a woman’s voice rang out in the valley: “Who are you?”

He Chengqin looked up and saw a woman in a pale yellow gauze dress standing under an ancient pine tree. In the darkness, the woman’s hair was not tied up, but rather her long black hair was casually draped over her shoulders. She had a beautiful face with bright eyes and fair skin, and looked to be only about thirty years old. She had a graceful figure with a prominent bust and buttocks, and her beauty was no less than that of Gu Yinzhang and Li Huiyu. She was also carrying a basket in her hand, which contained mushrooms that she had just picked.

He Chengqin’s eyes lit up, and he thought to himself, “Excellent!”

As one of the three leaders of the Imperial Palace Dragon Guard, he possessed an instinctive air of authority and naturally showed no kindness to outsiders. He subconsciously asked, “Who are you, and why are you living here?”

The woman narrowed her beautiful eyes upon seeing his clothes: “Imperial Guards?”

He Chengqin said proudly, “That’s right, I am He Chengqin, one of the three leaders of the Imperial Palace Dragon Guard, known as the ‘Gun Demon’. Why don’t you quickly introduce yourself?”

You don’t deserve it!

A hint of hatred flashed in the beautiful woman’s eyes. She suddenly leaped up and landed on the silver net. Her body was light and ethereal as she quickly approached He Chengqin.

“court death!”

He Chengqin took out a dagger from his body and used his swordsmanship to quickly stab the beautiful woman, carrying a powerful innate qi.

“Your martial arts are not bad, but unfortunately you don’t have the advantage of terrain!”

The beautiful woman didn’t need any weapons; she simply tapped the silver net beneath her feet from time to time, causing it to undulate with each hook and pull. He Chengqin, unfamiliar with this technique, immediately lost his footing, his sword movements became chaotic, and he was completely unable to strike the beautiful woman.

The beautiful woman, however, was like a fish in water on the large net, bouncing back and forth with incredible agility, and quickly gained the upper hand.

When she made her move, she used her fingers as swords, constantly pointing at He Chengqin. Her fingertips carried a sharp innate qi, showing that she was also a top expert in the innate realm!

After a fierce battle, the outcome was quickly decided. The beautiful woman used her slender fingers to strike several acupoints on He Chengqin’s body, rendering him unable to move.

He Chengqin glared angrily at the beautiful woman and said, “What deep-seated hatred do you have for my Imperial Guards!”

The beautiful woman’s eyes flashed with a cold light, her face filled with hatred: “A blood feud!”

He Chengqin asked, “Could you be a fugitive criminal?”

“criminal?”

The beautiful woman gave a cold laugh, “You are the greatest sinners in the world. The entire Daqian Dynasty, from the Emperor and the Ninth Prince to the Imperial Guards, every single one of them is a wicked beast. You should all go to hell!”

“You dare kill me? You’ve offended the Imperial Guards; you’ll be in deep trouble!”

“Go to hell!”

The beautiful woman snatched the dagger from He Chengqin’s hand, slashed it across his neck with a backhand motion, and a head fell off, its blood staining the silver net crimson.

Qi Fei looked at He Chengqin lying dead to the side and couldn’t help but smile. This bastard actually died before him. That’s good. He can die in peace now.

At that moment, he thought of Gu Yinzhang, Li Yuyao, Mei’er, Li Huiyu, Leng Shuxue, Fang Huaxian, Feng Jianqing…

And there was that mysterious woman who was said to be “Bright Moon Flying Phoenix”.

The beautiful woman looked at Qi Fei and said coldly, “And who are you?”

Qi Fei closed his eyes and said weakly, “Kill me.” His penis had been cut off, and he no longer wanted to live; he would rather die.

The beautiful woman’s gaze suddenly fell on the Panlong Sword in his hand, her eyes lit up, and she said, “Panlong Sword? Are you a disciple of the Diancang Sect?”

Qi Fei nodded.

The beautiful woman then asked, “Who is Gu Yinzhang to you?”

Qi Fei said weakly, “It’s my master’s wife…”

Seeing that something was wrong with him, the beautiful woman grabbed him and landed on the ground. She frowned slightly when she saw that his genitals were covered in blood. She pulled down his pants and saw that his penis had been cut off and was covered in blood and flesh. It was a truly gruesome sight!

The beautiful woman’s eyes narrowed, and she said, “Was it the Imperial Guards who beat you up like this?”

A delicate fragrance wafted over, but Qi Fei had no mood to savor it. He closed his eyes, too exhausted to answer any of these questions.

The beautiful woman picked him up and soon brought him to a bamboo house. She placed him on a bamboo bed and stopped his bleeding.

Seeing his lifeless appearance, the beautiful woman guessed what he was thinking, laughed, and said, “Losing your mortal roots isn’t too bad, at least I can save you.”

Upon hearing this, Qi Fei opened his eyes and asked, “Really?”

The beautiful woman smiled faintly and said, “Not only can I help you restore your penis, but I can also give you unimaginable sexual abilities that surpass all men in the world!”

When Qi Fei heard her words, he felt there was an element of boasting in them, and his newly risen hope faded away.

Seeing that he didn’t believe her, the beautiful woman didn’t explain, but simply said, “However, after I help you reconnect, you must promise me one thing. Don’t worry, you can definitely do it.”

Qi Fei said, “If you can really help me restore my genitals, you’ll be my second parents, let alone do anything for me…”

“Very good.” The beautiful woman took out a jade box from the inner room. It looked like a sword box, but after opening it, it revealed a gleaming phallus.

Qi Fei looked up and saw that the penis was seven inches long. It was not only much thicker and longer than a normal penis, but also crystal clear, colorful, and dazzling. It was very beautiful.

Qi Fei couldn’t help but wonder, this didn’t look like a real flesh and blood phallus at all, but rather like a toy that had been sculpted by man.

The beautiful woman took out the glass phallus, gently stroking it with one hand, and said, “Don’t think this is fake. This is a real phallus. It’s just that it’s not from the human world, so it looks different from ordinary phalluses.”

“Not of this world?”

“Not bad.” The beautiful woman nodded. “This is no ordinary penis; it’s a celestial crystal penis!”

Qi Fei was slightly taken aback, feeling that what he was experiencing was utterly absurd and bizarre, something he had never seen or heard of before.

The beautiful woman said, “I’ll give you some anesthetic first, so you can have a good sleep. After you wake up, the procedure will be finished.”

As she spoke, she took out a box, poured out some powder, and applied it to Qi Fei’s genitals.

Gradually, Qi Fei’s consciousness began to blur, and he soon fell asleep.

When I woke up, it was already daytime.

Qi Fei opened his eyes, feeling refreshed all over. His internal energy flowed freely, fully restored, and his internal and external injuries seemed to have healed, leaving only some scars. As for his lower body…

He looked down along his naked body and saw a tiny, fleshy penis, less than half an inch long, on his genitals!

He was slightly stunned. His penis had actually reattached. It was unbelievable! What had happened on the cliff felt like a dream, even though he knew it was real.

But… why is this penis so short? It’s many times shorter than my previous one. In terms of size, it’s not much different from that of a three-year-old child. How can it be used for sexual intercourse?

Fortunately, I felt a surge of energy in my lower body, a warm and comfortable sensation. There were no aftereffects, no scars, no wounds, and not even any traces of stitches. I don’t know how that beautiful woman managed to do it; it’s simply unbelievable.

He stood up and looked around.

This is a very elegant bamboo house, decorated in an antique style. It has a dressing table, tables and chairs, and all kinds of furniture and daily necessities, which are full of life.

Just then, a beautiful woman with a graceful figure walked in from outside the door, looked at him with a smile, and said, “Awake? How are you feeling?”

Qi Fei carefully examined the other party. He hadn’t seen clearly last night, but upon seeing him today, he couldn’t help but secretly admire him.

The beautiful woman before me had bright eyes and white teeth, a round face, snow-white skin, high breasts, round buttocks, and long, beautiful legs. She looked exceptionally alluring, all covered by a pale yellow gauze dress!

Why is it so alluring? Because this beautiful woman wasn’t wearing any undergarments or bra under her gauze skirt; she was completely naked underneath, revealing her snow-white, full breasts and a glimpse of her genitals.

However, this beautiful woman also carried an air of scholarly refinement, possessing an elegant and knowledgeable demeanor.

Qi Fei’s face flushed slightly. He said, “It feels great. I didn’t expect it to actually work. But…” He looked at his short penis and was speechless.

The beautiful woman laughed and said, “What, you think it’s too short?”

Qi Fei remained silent. Was there even a need to say anything?

Then the beautiful woman walked over, squatted down in front of Qi Fei, stretched out a fair hand, grasped Qi Fei’s short penis, and gently stroked it.

In that instant, Qi Fei felt a heat in his lower body, a warm current flowing through his entire body, especially noticeable in his genitals. He didn’t initially think anything was wrong, as this was a sign of arousal. But the next moment, he was stunned—

Under the caress of the beautiful woman’s jade-like hands, his penis quickly became erect. In just an instant, the entire shaft swelled to a length of seven inches, the glans larger than a goose egg, a purplish-red color with a glossy sheen. The exposed glans was a tender red, and the entire shaft was as thick as a child’s arm, steaming hot, with prominent veins, trembling slightly, like a living thing, yet incredibly hard, looking quite frightening!

Qi Fei stared blankly and said, “How could this be?”

The beautiful woman’s jade-like hand could no longer hold it. She let go, stood up, and sat down to the side, saying, “I’ve already told you, this is no ordinary object. It’s a celestial crystal penis that can grant you unparalleled sexual prowess. Do you think I’m deceiving you?”

Qi Fei was sincerely impressed and bowed in gratitude, saying, “Thank you so much for your life-saving grace, sister. I will never forget your great kindness! May I ask your name, sister?”

The beautiful woman said calmly, “Shen Xiangxiang.”

Qi Fei was startled upon hearing this: “The scholarly couple, Shen Xiangxiang?”

The beautiful woman nodded, a faint trace of sorrow appearing on her lovely face.

Qi Fei had naturally heard of the renowned scholar-official couple.

Eighteen years ago, when Gu Yinzhang was roaming the martial arts world, he earned the nickname “Jade Maiden Swordsman,” but this nickname paled in comparison to “Scholarly Couple.”

It is said that there was a perfect couple in the martial arts world back then, Zhang Shushu and Shen Xiangxiang. They came from a scholarly family, were not only highly skilled in martial arts, but also handsome and beautiful, proficient in medicine, and had a compassionate heart. They helped many people and were respected by both the righteous and the wicked in the martial arts world. Unfortunately, they disappeared after a few years, just like a flash in the pan.

As for why he disappeared, there are many speculations in the martial arts world, such as being killed by enemies or going into seclusion, but none of them are certain.

Qi Fei never expected that he would actually encounter Shen Xiangxiang, the “Fragrant Heroine” from the novel “The Scholar and the Heroine,” at the bottom of this cliff!

Qi Fei asked, “Why is my sister living in seclusion here? Why is there no sign of the ‘Book Knight’?”

“Sigh, it’s a long story.” Shen Xiangxiang sighed. “Let’s eat first, and I’ll tell you slowly.”

Qi Fei put on an outer garment, just like her, wearing nothing underneath. He felt very refreshed and comfortable. The two went outside the bamboo house, where Shen Xiangxiang had already prepared a table full of delicious food, including bird meat, fish, mushrooms, ferns, and other meat and vegetables, with a rich aroma filling the air.

While eating, Qi Fei listened to Shen Xiangxiang recount the events of the past.

Back when Zhang Shushu and Shen Xiangxiang were traveling the martial arts world, they were famous for their family’s medical skills, which allowed them to reattach severed limbs.

However, a crisis also followed. One day, the couple was invited by a big shot in the martial arts world to help them out for a lot of money. What was it for?

Penis swap!

The couple originally only helped people reattach severed limbs. They did know how to perform penile replacement surgery, but they were somewhat reluctant because it involved some other issues.

However, the other party was of unusual status and promised a large sum of money, using both kindness and threats, leaving the couple with no choice but to agree.

Meanwhile, the other side had already prepared a new penis. They had captured a man from somewhere. This man’s penis was very peculiar. It was fiery red all over, as thick as a child’s arm, and six inches long. It was almost twice as thick and long as an ordinary man’s penis!

The couple realized that the man was unwilling to give his thick, long penis to someone else, but his life was in someone else’s hands, and he had no choice but to accept it.

The couple successfully helped the important man replace his penis, giving him a six-inch-long penis, and in return, they received a large sum of money.

After that, people came one after another to the couple to exchange their penises. These people were all rich and powerful, and none of them were people the couple could afford to offend. Over the years, the number of people who came to them to exchange their penises reached more than 30. Moreover, these people had already prepared a peculiar penis, which was very thick and long!

It was at this moment that a man who had been captured to contribute his penis suddenly found an opportunity to tell Zhang Shushu and Shen Xiangxiang the truth, letting them know the origin of these people with peculiar penises.

Originally, there was a place called “Yuanyang Village” at the border between the Gan Dynasty and the Kun Kingdom. The men in this village all had peculiar, thick, and long penises, which were divided into four categories. Based on their color and characteristics, they were called “Azure Dragon,” “Fire Dragon,” “Golden Dragon,” and “Black Dragon.” Later, these four types of penises were listed by Bai Xiaosheng as the four major dragon roots of men.

Why are the men of Yuanyang Village born with enormous penises? This story begins more than 300 years ago.

Legend has it that over three hundred years ago, one hundred and eight demons descended from heaven to earth, plunging the world into chaos.

Meanwhile, what many people didn’t know was that a radiant glass scepter fell from the sky and landed right in Yuanyang Village. The villagers found it and regarded it as a divine object.

This Ruyi Glass Pendant is seven inches long, crystal clear, and looks like glass. It seems to never rot, which is quite strange.

After the glass penis was enshrined in Yuanyang Village, all the men in the village developed thicker and longer penises, becoming naturally enormous and possessing the ability to have sex with a hundred women at night.

The villagers kept this secret tightly under their noses, daring not to let it slip out.

However, secrets don’t stay hidden forever. One day, a man from Yuanyang Village, unable to bear the loneliness, went to a brothel for free. He was beaten and thrown out, but a wandering swordsman happened to pass by and rescued him. He discovered the man’s enormous penis, and the man, feeling grateful, loosened his tongue and revealed the secret of Yuanyang Village to the swordsman.

This secret quickly spread among the high-ranking officials of the Daqian Dynasty. At this time, the medical skills of the Scholar Couple, who could reattach severed limbs, became widely known. One wealthy person after another began to have such thoughts. They sought out the Scholar Couple and asked them to help them replace their penises so that they could have the ability to sleep with a hundred women at night.

Then, the end came for Yuanyang Village. All the men in the village were captured by powerful figures of the Qing Dynasty, who used them to exchange their penises with the villagers, and then killed them afterward.

Before being arrested, one of the villagers, fearing that the Ruyi Glazed Pendant of Yuanyang Village would be stolen, hid it in a secluded place. This villager was the one who told the Book Fragrance Couple the whole story.

After learning what had happened, the scholarly couple were outraged by the actions of the people of the Great Gan Dynasty. They made a decision to release the villager. Grateful for their kindness, the villager revealed the location of the Ruyi Glazed Penis.

However, the scholarly couple were also hunted down by many forces in the court, because they were certain that the couple knew the whereabouts of the Glass Penis, a divine object that all great figures dreamed of. If they were to replace their penis with this one, they would enjoy unparalleled pleasure.

Among those who were hunting them down, the Imperial Guards were the most vicious, because among the men who were exchanging penises, there were several important figures who were from the Imperial Palace.

The scholarly couple found the hidden Ruyi Glazed Pendant and fled overnight, attempting to escape to the Kun Kingdom for refuge.

However, there were too many people chasing them. During this process, “Book Knight” Zhang Shushu died in battle, and “Fragrance Knight” Shen Xiangxiang fell off a cliff and was hanging on an ancient pine tree, where she miraculously survived.

The place where she fell was this deep valley.

After that, Shen Xiangxiang lived alone here for eighteen years. She dared not go out because she knew that if the other party found out that she was not dead, they would do everything they could to hunt her down.

The reason they didn’t find this place was because it was not easy to enter; it was almost a dead end. They assumed she was dead and stopped searching.

Shen Xiangxiang put down her chopsticks, slammed her hand on the table, and said angrily, “Those beasts! They captured many women from Kun Kingdom to satisfy their lust. Many women were raped to death by them. My husband and I regretted helping them change their penises so much! But the mistake has been made, and there’s no going back!”

Qi Fei sighed. He never imagined that such a bizarre thing had happened in the martial arts world. It was truly shocking.

Shen Xiangxiang looked at Qi Fei and said softly, “It’s fate that you came here, especially since you’re Gu Yinzhang’s disciple. Gu Yinzhang was a chivalrous man with excellent interpersonal relationships, and I was quite close to him. You just happened to lose your penis, so it’s clear that this Ruyi Glazed Dick is indeed destined for you. I was just doing you a favor. But I never expected that you and this glazed dick would be so compatible. I hardly did anything, and the moment it touched your genitals, it took root in your body, as if it had always been there, without any trace of reattachment. It’s really strange.”

Qi Fei stood up, bowed, and said, “In any case, I still want to thank you for your kindness, sister!”

Shen Xiangxiang laughed and said, “With this glass penis, you’ll have a long and happy life ahead of you. Your penis is much better than the ones my husband and I had implanted back then. This is not only because your Ruyi glass penis is better than theirs, but also because the ones they had implanted had aftereffects!”

“Aftereffects?” Qi Fei was taken aback upon hearing this.

Shen Xiangxiang nodded and said, “That’s right, there are aftereffects. Because our medical skills in replacing penises weren’t perfect back then, even though they had huge penises, they couldn’t do whatever they wanted. Once they encountered a woman’s eight famous orifices, their true nature would be revealed, and the connection would become loose. Especially the number one of the eight famous orifices, ‘Thousand Layers of Honey Snow,’ once their penises came into contact with ‘Thousand Layers of Honey Snow,’ it was very likely that their penises would fall off!”

“Ah…” Upon hearing this, Qi Fei suddenly realized something.

He knew why the short, stout Jia Yue was injured after coming into contact with Mei’er’s Thousand Layer Honey Snow. His Black Dragon Root was most likely reattached with the help of the Scholar Couple!

Qi Fei asked, “Who were the people who asked my sister to exchange her penis back then?”

Shen Xiangxiang narrowed her beautiful eyes and recalled, “There was Emperor Tianlong, Bai Xifeng of Aojian Villa, Xuantian Daoist of Shaoyue Sect, Ye Hongyi of Hongye Villa, Hua Zhenbei of Fengyun Escort Agency, Kongming Zen Master of Dachan Temple, Yao Ye of Yinyang Sect… The last one was Eunuch Wei, the Ninth Thousand Years Old. Back then, this old thing came to us and wanted to have a penis attached, but we didn’t help him that time and he just ran away. He was unlucky.”

Qi Fei was completely shocked as he listened to these resounding names!

Eastern Daoist, Western Monk, Southern Knife, Northern Sword, and even the Emperor of the Great Gan Dynasty…

They were all among them, each one a top figure of their time. Any one of them could shake a region. It’s astonishing that these people had all exchanged their penises with the scholarly couple!

And indeed, the short and stout Jia Yue was among them.

Qi Fei took a deep breath, calming his emotions which were as turbulent as the ocean waves.

Shen Xiangxiang looked at Qi Fei and chuckled, “Don’t you find it unbelievable?”

Qi Fei nodded. If it were people like Gan Huang and Jia Yue who wanted to exchange penises with them, that would be completely understandable. But for the four great masters of the world to do the same, especially since they included martial arts titans Xuan Tian Dao Ren and Kong Ming Chan Shi, was truly unbelievable.

Shen Xiangxiang said, “A person’s inner self is often the opposite of what they show on the surface. Many people have hidden secrets that others cannot see directly. You must remember this, so that when you venture into the world in the future, you will not be able to recognize people’s true colors and be schemed against.”

Qi Fei hurriedly said, “Thank you for your guidance, sister! These people are all your enemies, and I will definitely settle accounts with them in the future!”

Shen Xiangxiang sighed, “It’s easier said than done!”

She looked at Qi Fei and smiled, “Your sincerity is very good. However, there are many things in this world that are beyond our control. Never force yourself to do them, lest you sacrifice yourself in vain.”

Qi Fei relaxed his clenched fist; he knew he couldn’t act rashly.

He suddenly remembered that Shen Xiangxiang had made a condition earlier, asking him to do something for her, so he asked, “By the way, what does my sister need me to do?”

End · Chapter 47 of 185

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