Chapter 91

　”Brother Xu Bin, you are so thoughtful.”

　　Yang Siying suddenly looked up and said something meaningful with a smile.

　　”It’s just normal observation; I wouldn’t call it meticulous observation.”

　　Xu Bin stretched and laughed, “You’ll be going back to the provincial capital to study in a couple of days. There will be plenty of handsome guys chasing after you, and it’ll be even better if your sports academy is full of muscular men. It’s a paradise that so many women dream of.”

　　”Come on, we’re in a division, and there are mostly women’s events with hardly any men.”

　　Yang Siying rolled her eyes and said directly, “I don’t know if most of the people who practice sports are animals, but anyway, their relationships with men and women are all messed up and a lot of things have happened. Our campus is basically an all-girls school.”

　　”As for sports students, forget about them. The ones I’ve met all have terrible tempers. Several of my classmates dated sports students from the same school, and some of them were even subjected to domestic violence and beatings. There are even rumors of sexual abuse.”

　　Yang Siying suddenly looked at Xu Bin with a smile and said, “If I’m going to find a boyfriend, I’ll definitely look for someone as gentle and considerate as you.”

　　”Not necessarily. They’ll be very protective of you once they get close, but once you’re in bed, their true colors will be revealed.”

　　Xu Bin was somewhat moved by her gaze. To be honest, in his previous life he was penniless and had a somewhat handsome face, but he was skinny. Only Yao Nan had been brave for love.

　　Aside from his wife, Xu Bin had never been with any other women before obtaining the system, so he was quite unaccustomed to this sudden flirting.

　　”I admire Xu Bin even more now, for daring to speak such truths.”

　　Yang Siying smiled even more charmingly and said, “Brother, you are so gentle with me, but you are so domineering with that bastard surnamed Zhu. You really have two faces. The more I look at you, the more I like you.”

　　This was blatant seduction, and Xu Bin was already getting aroused.

　　Just as I was about to say something, the door opened and David suddenly came in, greeting me with great enthusiasm, followed by his whole family.

　　Xu Bin stood up, hugged them, and then chatted enthusiastically. Yang Siying sat to the side and immediately became incredibly well-behaved, completely unlike her previous seductive and alluring vixen-like demeanor.

　　Even though she couldn’t understand English, Yang Siying’s eyes were filled with stars as she watched Xu Bin and David, David’s family, and even the ten-year-old children chatting and laughing.

　　The general educational level of students in sports colleges is low, but once they reach a certain level, they all regret their low level of education.

　　International competitions require strong foreign language skills, and professional athletes understand the advantages and disadvantages even better. Being unclear about international rules is a significant disadvantage.

　　The sports college also has quite a few English teachers who can teach professional knowledge, but their level is just so-so.

　　Yang Siying personally witnessed a teacher, who was said to be highly skilled, sweating profusely when asked for directions by foreigners at the school gate. This illustrates just how formidable the language barrier truly is.

　　After mastering this innate skill, Xu Bin’s level of American English was indistinguishable from that of a native speaker. He could even adjust his regional accent and utter words that hadn’t even been updated in the dictionary.

　　This is terrifying… Only simultaneous interpreters could reach this level.

　　Yang Siying was completely engrossed in watching, even though she couldn’t understand a word. But judging from the joyful and approving expressions on David’s family’s faces, she knew how high Xu Bin’s level was.

　　Xu Bin took the menu and translated it for David and his family one by one. David laughed excitedly, and the whole family was in high spirits.

　　After chatting for a while, Xu Bin called the waiter over to order: “Ten skewers of lamb testicles, ten skewers of lamb penis, ten skewers of bull penis… ten skewers of silkworm pupae, and ten skewers of fried scorpions too…”

　　We didn’t order any of the usual grilled chicken wings, which are considered normal dishes for Northeastern barbecue. But then came pig eyeballs, grilled preserved eggs, and the only normal thing we ordered was grilled oysters.

　　After ordering, the beer arrived. It was unbranded, draft beer produced by a local brewery.

　　David’s family cheered again. After toasting with them, Yang Siying couldn’t help but ask, “Brother, why didn’t you order some meat skewers or something?”

　　Xu Bin shook his head and said, “This family is abnormal. In fact, customs vary from place to place. We can’t understand things like canned herring and pickled puffin from abroad.”

　　”David’s family did their research before coming, and they felt that the so-called animal organs were the limit.”

　　”As a result, they’ve become obsessed with preserved eggs and other things that rank on foreign websites. I’ve already asked the restaurant to go to the Southwest Chinese restaurant at the intersection to buy houttuynia cordata to satisfy them.”

　　”We don’t have things like douzhi (fermented mung bean juice) or niubie (beef offal) hot pot here, but these guys want to try the local weird delicacies…”

　　”Well, they call themselves brave gourmets, meaning they don’t follow the usual path and don’t want to eat normal things. The owner of this restaurant is from the Southwest and has pig teeth and pig eyeballs, which just happens to satisfy them.”

　　Xu Bin smiled and said, “It’s perfect since you’re treating, this won’t cost much.”

　　”Brother, you’re so considerate. I was worried for a long time at home, afraid that the store you found was too expensive.”

　　Yang Siying said shyly, “I went back and checked. David is a senior executive in charge of human resources at the Asia-Pacific flagship store. I never expected him to come to this kind of small stall.”

　　As they spoke, cheers and applause erupted from the private room.

　　It turned out they had ordered fried scorpion skewers. David’s daughter was the first to stand up and eat them, and everyone applauded.

　　Xu Bin and Yang Siying smiled knowingly and clapped. David’s daughter was neither pretty nor ugly, and she was wiping her mouth with a smug smile.

　　David suddenly raised his glass and started chattering away.

　　Yang Siying didn’t understand, but she was a little flustered by David’s smile, and vaguely felt that what he was saying was related to her.

　　Xu Bin stood up and toasted David. David laughed heartily, and his daughter seemed to complain again.

　　”Brother, what did they say!”

　　Yang Siying was already a little tipsy, and curiously pulled Xu Bin aside to ask a question.

　　Because Xu Bin drank three glasses in a row, it was clearly an apology. The foreign man opposite him drank with him, but he was also joking around. It should be said that he wasn’t really angry.

　　Even if you don’t speak the same language, it’s still interesting to be able to guess what’s going on from their expressions.

　　Xu Bin’s face was already flushed with wine. He said with a smile, “David’s daughter said she is very interested in me. She would be very happy if I were her travel companion on her graduation trip. She would immediately change her visa and travel with me for a month or two, and David would cover all the expenses.”

　　”So direct, huh?”

　　”Foreigners don’t have that much reserve or shyness; they’re pretty much like that.”

　　”Why did that bald guy tell you all that?”

　　When Yang Siying asked this question, Xu Bin smiled and lightly touched her chin with his finger, saying, “The first thing he said was by his daughter. If you don’t mind, the three of us can travel together. Of course, she just hopes I can’t handle it.”

　　”Besides thinking I’m great, she also thinks you’re great; she thinks you must have a great figure.”

　　”Neuropathy!”

　　Yang Siying blushed deeply upon hearing this, completely unable to comprehend foreigners’ views on sex.

　　”What about that bald guy? You told him so much!”

　　Yang Siying asked another question.

　　Xu Bin tapped her on the head and teased her with a smile, “That’s enough. My translation fees are very expensive. My wife doesn’t ask so many questions when I go out for dinner and drinks. Why are you asking so many questions?”

　　”I…I…”

　　Yang Siying had also drunk quite a bit of alcohol, and under the influence of the alcohol, she suddenly gritted her teeth and said, “Then I’ll be your wife tonight, and I just want to ask.”

　　Seeing that she was slightly drunk and a little dazed, Xu Bin teased, “Being my wife isn’t just about talking; it takes real action.”