Chapter 39

Before Xu Bin could even speak, Yao Le’er rolled her eyes: “You surnamed Xiao, are you out of your mind? There are plenty of people chasing after me. If I really had a boyfriend, would I be afraid to tell you?”

“Yes, yes, our Yao Le’er has been the school beauty since she was a child. There are indeed many people pursuing you, both boys and girls.”

Upon hearing this, Xu Bin almost spat out his water.

Yao Le’er blushed and scolded, “What nonsense are you talking about?”

“I’m not making this up. Wasn’t that flat-chested tomboy pursuing you before? Don’t worry, she didn’t do well on her exams and went to a vocational school in another province. She can’t sexually harass you anymore.”

“Being harassed by a woman is just as bad as being raped by a man, right? That fat pig confessed to you last time, it was disgusting…”

Seeing Xu Bin coughing, Xiao Miaomiao said casually, “Brother-in-law, what’s the big deal?”

“No, no!”

Xu Bin felt that he was too old-fashioned, or that society was too open now. In any case, he could no longer look at his sister-in-law with the eyes of a blank slate.

Xiao Miaomiao continued her suspicious questioning: “You didn’t even know this? Are you really her brother-in-law??”

Yao Le’er said irritably, “That’s enough, Xiao. Even if he’s my brother-in-law, I don’t need to talk to him like this.”

Xiao Miaomiao stroked her chin and continued to scrutinize Xu Bin, who was both amused and exasperated. Yao Le’er couldn’t take it anymore: “Do you really have to see my sister’s marriage certificate before you’ll believe it?”

“I didn’t say that, I just have a reasonable suspicion. A proper brother-in-law wouldn’t be that generous.”

Well, even though it’s daytime, Xu Bin is still being irresponsible. Xu Bin is also a bit numb and wants to knock open her head to see what kind of strange thought process this girl has.

“Unless… there’s another possibility!”

Xiao Miaomiao’s expression gradually turned serious.

Yao Le’er was speechless, but still casually asked, “What’s possible?”

“They harbor ulterior motives and have impure intentions.”

Xiao Miaomiao smiled lewdly and suggestively: “A sister-in-law has half of her brother-in-law’s butt, you know. If she’s being overly attentive for no reason, she’s either up to no good…”

“Being so generous must mean you have something to hide.”

Hearing this, Yao Le’er felt even more guilty, because Xu Bin had been intimately teasing her for the past two days. Although there hadn’t been any excessive actions, it was still quite innocent for a brother-in-law to kiss his sister-in-law’s feet.

Yao Le’er herself didn’t believe the nonsense that Xu Bin treated her like a younger sister out of pure innocence and without ulterior motives.

Xu Bin, however, remained calm and smiled, saying, “So after observing for so long and analyzing and judging so many things, what was the result?”

“Well… I haven’t made a specific judgment yet!”

Seeing that Xu Bin wasn’t flustered or guilty at all, but instead looked at her like she was a naive child, Xiao Miaomiao became a little embarrassed and angry: “Why are you looking at me like that!”

“Let’s go see the monkeys! You’ve been spouting nonsense for ages, let’s go!”

Yao Le’er went up and grabbed her.

I didn’t wander around on that hot afternoon. If it weren’t for this third wheel, watching a movie or going on a date would have been nice, but with this neurotic third wheel around, I clearly lost interest.

When we got home, the two girls ran upstairs and diligently washed the sheets and duvet covers. Then, after closing the door, they chatted about something.

On the contrary, their relationship is really good. In Xu Bin’s memory, his sister-in-law Yao Le’er was a quiet and well-behaved girl. Now, she calls him a gossip and says he’s sick, which makes her seem more down-to-earth.

As soon as he closed the door and turned on the air conditioner, Xu Bin couldn’t wait to take off his clothes, close his eyes, and lie down on the bed.

Lines of code floated past me in the system’s space. It was still the same world made of code, but perhaps it was just my imagination, but the numbers and letters seemed to have become clearer than before.

The system interface was running at high speed, so fast that it was hard to tell whether what flashed by was a picture or code.

“Is this what quest generation looks like?”

Xu Bin asked a question, both puzzled and curious.

The system space did not respond at all, but Xu Bin felt that his connection with it had become closer, and he clearly felt that it had collected enough data before it started to generate tasks and trigger them.

Finally, the system’s cold voice rang out:

“Ding… The mission for the ‘baby-faced, big-breasted sister-in-law’ has been activated.”

“Target: Yao Le’er… Beginner mission: Taste your sister-in-law’s first kiss with a man. Mission reward: One chance to draw a blind box.”

“Ding… The mission has been upgraded. If Yao Le’er initiates the kiss, the mission reward will be doubled.”

This task… Xu Bin suddenly felt overwhelmed by the amount of information: “What does ‘a man’s first kiss’ mean???”

“This is due to the rigor of the system’s mission. Yao Le’er has already lost her first kiss, but she has never kissed a man before…”

Xu Bin was stunned by this statement and asked, “Wait, do you mean my sister-in-law has some issues with her sexual orientation??”

The system was ruthless and concise, without uttering a single wasted word; a text message conversation interface appeared directly on the screen.

“Jump Jump, the feeling of kissing is really strange, why are you sticking your tongue in?”

“They kiss like that in the movies. Do you think it’s just kids playing house? Of course they’d stick their tongues out.”

“That’s strange, it didn’t feel as comfortable as it did in person!”

“It seems so, but it feels kind of nice when you grab my breasts. Next time, you can kiss me.”

“You little rascal, why won’t you give me a kiss?”

“I’ll let you kiss me, but I’m afraid you’ll suck too hard and hurt me.”

We’ll talk about it later…

The conversation was neither explicit nor explosive. Xu Bin breathed a sigh of relief, wiping away his cold sweat and saying, “Thank goodness.”

If the sister-in-law were truly a lesbian, then winning her over would be extremely difficult. Judging from this conversation, she probably isn’t; it’s just a teenage girl’s simple curiosity about sex.

Judging from the date, it happened about half a month ago, which isn’t a long time ago. It seems that my sister-in-law deleted these text messages.

Xu Bin chuckled. It was a good thing that his sister-in-law was curious about sex. As her brother-in-law, he had an obligation to guide her in this regard.

Xu Bin was half-asleep when a knock on the door interrupted his sleep. Wearing only his underwear, he opened the door and rubbed his eyes, asking, “What’s wrong?”

The two little girls ran into the house and enjoyed the air conditioning. Yao Le’er rolled her eyes and said, “Brother-in-law, take out your marriage certificate. This gossipy old woman is so suspicious she’s gone crazy.”

“Of course I have my doubts!”

Xiao Miaomiao said with a serious face, “Just because you’re home now doesn’t prove you’re my brother-in-law. What if you put on a show for me when no one’s home?”

“You guys really know how to cause trouble!”

Xu Bin silently took out the marriage certificate.

“You really are her brother-in-law.”

After looking at the marriage certificate, Xiao Miaomiao was speechless for a moment, then let out a long sigh of relief and patted her chest, saying, “That’s good, that’s good.”

“No, Mr. Xiao, are you seriously ill? What’s wrong with you?”

Yao Le’er lost her patience after being tormented and yelled, “Do I have to prove that my brother-in-law is my real brother-in-law? Are you crazy?”