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Chapter 3: This damn system is such a rip-off

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Song Ning kicked his legs up forcefully, carrying his girlfriend’s legs on top of him. Zhao Yi felt as if she had been folded in half. Of course, she knew her boyfriend’s capabilities and knew that he was about to ejaculate. She was still a little short of climax and desperately wanted Song Ning to hold on a little longer.

“Honey…honey, you’re so amazing today! It feels so good to do it to Xiaoyi! Keep it up, honey, Xiaoyi wants to climax, Xiaoyi wants to be fucked to orgasm by you…”

As soon as Zhao Yi finished speaking, Song Ning kissed her so she couldn’t make a sound. Song Ning didn’t rush to thrust. He twisted his hips to make his penis wriggle inside his girlfriend’s vagina, stimulating the sensitive nerves inside and also recovering some strength. When Zhao Yi sucked hard, as if she wanted to swallow Song Ning’s tongue, he knew that his girlfriend had reached the critical point of orgasm.

So he mustered all his strength and began to thrust in and out forcefully, “slap! slap! slap!”

Their breathing became erratic, and Song Ning’s previously varied thrusts gradually became irregular, each one hitting the deepest part of his girlfriend’s body hard. He gritted his teeth and persevered, his girlfriend’s orgasm just around the corner. Whether Zhao Yi could reach orgasm would be an important reference for the evaluation of their sex life, directly affecting the level of the card draw reward.

Suddenly, Zhao Yi beneath Song Ning began to struggle. He was overjoyed, for this was a sign that his girlfriend was about to climax. “It’s done!” Song Ning thought to himself, and with a sigh of relief, his semen gushed out and flowed into his girlfriend’s body. The thrusting did not stop after ejaculation; he continued with his remaining strength until his penis became limp. Only then did he lie on top of his girlfriend and stop completely.

“Mmm…husband, that’s great! Xiaoyi feels so good!” After calming down for a while, Zhao Yi praised Song Ning with satisfaction and even kissed him.

Song Ning’s body tilted to the side, rolling off his girlfriend and lying on his back on the bed, resting with his eyes closed.

“Xiao Yi cleaned her husband’s penis with her mouth, hee hee!” Sure enough, there’s no such thing as a land that’s been over-plowed, only an ox that’s worked itself to death. After their lovemaking, Zhao Yi was as fine as ever, happily offering to give Song Ning oral sex.

This was Zhao Yi’s reward for her satisfaction with the sex. Normally, Song Ning would have enjoyed it, but at this moment, all his attention was drawn to the voice in his mind.

“Sexual intercourse completed, evaluation being generated.”

Evaluation generated, overall rating: D-. Detailed parameters: Partner level E, Position level D, Duration level D, Ejaculation level E, Size level E-, …

Did she ejaculate inside her? Yes. Did she orgasm? No.

Obtain 1 gacha reward, gacha reward tier: D.

Should I draw a card now?

This was the first time Song Ning had received a sex evaluation from the system. There were dozens of evaluation criteria, but he didn’t check them all. He was just surprised that the orgasm evaluation was negative. Could it be that the system made a mistake?

Or was it that his girlfriend was faking an orgasm?

Song Ning couldn’t understand why, although she and Zhao Yi sometimes engaged in role-playing during sex, she had never faked an orgasm.

He couldn’t figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it and decided to try the lottery first.

“Draw the card now!” Song Ning thought to himself.

“You will be drawing a card from the D-level reward. The draw is complete. Reward: 500 yuan in cash.”

“Damn it!” Song Ning cursed angrily at the somewhat insulting reward. Zhao Yi, who was lying on top of him sucking his penis, gave him a strange look.

“What’s wrong, honey? Are you feeling unwell?”

“Oh, it’s okay, you can continue…” Song Ning patted his girlfriend’s head to make her continue giving him oral sex, but inwardly he was cursing this damn system: “Five hundred yuan? Who are you trying to disgust? How can there be such a reward? Is this even a reward? Reimbursing hotel expenses?? Damn it, you dog system, come out here!!”

Other systems would communicate with their hosts to explain that their own system seemed to have some serious illness, but it completely ignored Song Ning’s calls.

“Complete the beginner achievement: 1000 sexual encounters. Reward: One D-level lottery draw.”

Complete the beginner achievement: “Spoiling One Person,” and the advanced achievement: “Having sex with the same person a thousand times.”

Reward: 10 D-level lottery draws.

Achieve the advanced achievement: Safety First, 1000 sexual encounters without fertilization or pregnancy.

Reward: 10 D-level lottery draws.

Shall we draw the prize now?

The system’s next prompt turned Song Ning’s anger into joy, as he suddenly had 21 chances to draw prizes, which he used without hesitation.

“A card draw will be conducted from the D-level rewards. The draw is complete. Rewards received: 10 x 500 RMB cash, 2 x D-level male body enhancement cards, 2 x D-level female body shaping cards, 2 x D-level penis enhancement cards, 1 x D-level genital enhancement card, and 1 x D-level breast enhancement card.”

2 D-Rank Affection Enhancement Cards

System instruction manual ×1.

“Holy crap!” Upon seeing the first line of notification, Song Ning once again cursed this unreliable, damn system. But when the second line appeared, his anger turned into shock: “Holy crap?! What kind of magical cards are these? And a system manual? Shouldn’t the manual be included? Do I have to draw one through a lottery? If I can’t get it, am I just going to use it randomly?”

Just as Song Ning was about to open the instruction manual, Zhao Yi said in a seductive and alluring tone, “Husband, I want more—mmm…” Her small mouth expressed her desire for sex through both words and actions.

Song Ning wasn’t surprised. They’d been together for over a year and had made love a thousand times; how could they not keep up? “Darling, once you’re hard enough with oral sex, get on top and move yourself.” Song Ning’s mindset was completely different from before in the bathroom. Having received the system reward card, he was as excited as if he’d discovered a new continent. The instruction manual wasn’t a priority; a few enhancement cards were the key to solving his immediate problem.

Grade D Male Physique Enhancement Card: Slightly improves male physique, increases strength and stamina, and can be activated after selecting a user.

Level D Female Body Shaping Card: Subtly optimizes a woman’s figure; can be activated after selecting the user.

Grade D Penis Enhancement Card: Slightly increases penis size; can be activated after selecting the user.

Grade D Intimate Area Enhancement Card: Subtly enhances the appearance of a woman’s intimate area; activation can be performed after selecting the recipient.

Grade D Breast Enhancement Card: Subtly enhances the appearance of a woman’s breasts; can be activated after selecting the recipient.

Grade D Favorability Enhancement Card: Slightly increases favorability towards the host. Can be activated after selecting the target.

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